Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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