You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
