She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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