my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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