I want to stick my p in your. b.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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