oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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