his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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