the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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