Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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