So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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