He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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