hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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