Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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