rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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