So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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