Slut skills are useful in every country.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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