So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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