For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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