quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
