I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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