i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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