At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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