Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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