Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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