Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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