we're blogging at a bar
Christians are straight up FREAKS
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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