Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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