Fuck appropriateness.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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