brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
