Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
