yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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