whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Even my vagina gasped.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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