Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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