quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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