she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
third nipple confirmed
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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