ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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