do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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