i just had sex bonerless
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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