I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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