he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
