you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
