worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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