did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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