Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He did a backflip because drugs
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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