I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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