the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
