didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm passing your future prison.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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