what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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