I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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