yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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