it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just blew my weed a kiss
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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