question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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