Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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