When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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