i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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